In spite of all obvious signs that this is a terrible idea (or, in at least one case, BECAUSE of all obvious signs that this is a terrible idea), the offerings are divded up as follows.
The helmet to Emet. Because he needs to be thematically consistent.
The chestplate to Jane, for clues and examination.
The gauntlet to Dirk, who is trying very hard to decide whether this is a symbolic usurpation of Calliope's Aspect or complement to Dave's or if the thematic eversion means no one cares just be glad he's too busy with the meta to recognise a Thanos joke.
Hopefully the door doesn't slam shut, trapping them underwater forever.
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In spite of all obvious signs that this is a terrible idea (or, in at least one case, BECAUSE of all obvious signs that this is a terrible idea), the offerings are divded up as follows.
The helmet to Emet. Because he needs to be thematically consistent.
The chestplate to Jane, for clues and examination.
The gauntlet to Dirk, who is trying very hard to decide whether this is
a symbolic usurpation of Calliope's Aspect or complement to Dave's or if the thematic eversion meansno one cares just be glad he's too busy with the meta to recognise a Thanos joke.Hopefully the door doesn't slam shut, trapping them underwater forever.